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Have you ever thought what do you want your epitath to say when you die? If I was good for nothing, I deserve such line below “here lies a dead person.” When I am dead, I hope it may be said, “Here lies a good mother, a good friend, and an excellent wife. Her life has been extended through her offspring. She is indeed needed for someone’s life.”

 

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Many people think I’m a desperate housewife now, cos’ I not only choose to marry this man, I also decide to have his babe!

 

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Hey, do you want to know a secret?

XXX, since you are my good friend, I am going to tell you that I know something you don't know. “What? Joe is a gay!” “Shi…..Don’t tell others.”  

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Speaking of Obasan, what will come up to your mind? Curly hair, small floral print blouse, and a fake Channel?   Be careful, don't look down on them.  They are the key players of home economy.  Even TV stations have to produce prime time dramas to entertain them.  They are powerful and incredible, therefore we all need to learn their philosophy of  life-- it's Obasan Spirit.  

 

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I’m looking for my Cinderella, where is she? You?Too Big~~Sorry, you are not the one.

 

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“No, no, not again! Oh, my goddness!” It’s not a car crash. It’s a computer class with my mom. Fellow Toaster masters and guests, have you ever taught your parents how to use computer? It’s the most difficult job on the earth! Let me rewind my life to one month ago. It’s a dinner time. I was glued to my iPad as usual. I felt there’s someone standing behind me like a phantom, peeking at my screen. My nerve was wrecking, “Excuse me, Mom. But what’s your problem? My mom looked shy, “Can you teach me how to use internet? ”

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If you want to find a treasure island, you need a map. Now, I have a map which can guide you to the nation of World’s Nobles— it’s a map of 天竜國. It‘s widespread in online community recently. This is 天竜Palace, located in the most expensive area 天母. Around天竜Palace is信義、大安area, the special economic zone. I live in the suburbs of天竜國, 中永和, so I am categorized in lower noble class. If your ID card number starts with “A,” congradulation, you are born to be a天龍人and can enjoy the abunbant social warefare and resource.      

 

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